I miss tumblr. My new place has no internet. Makes me sad.
Reblog if you Believe In Blue and will still be a proud Canucks fan no matter what happens tomorrow.Damn right!!!
The Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness from deuceofclubs
Patterned after the Ron Swandon Pyramid, but packed full of more crazy and an equitable amount of winning. Do you people realize you’re dealing with a warlock here?
horngy n.- a combination of being horny yet hungry at a simultaneous occurrence
Everyday of my life.
Every second of my life.
Yep
If I were to choose between love and bimbos. Then I choose bimbos. Hey… Bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with following love was just a fling. At the end of the day… my heart belongs to bimbos.
Oh, I’m not confused. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant trusting stares, their sluggish unencumbered minds, their unresolved daddy issues. I love them and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me through thick and thin. Mostly thin.
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| — | Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via naughtyamateurs) |
